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NEW Church Bulletin Bloopers
Here is a compilation of some NEW Church Bulletin Bloopers
· Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking
tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine.
Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
· Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER
& FASTING Conference. "The cost for
attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals".
· Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8
p.m. in the recreation hall. Come out and
watch us kill Christ the King.
· Today the pastor will preach his farewell message after which
the choir will sing "Break Forth into Joy".
· Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way
again" giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
· "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to
get rid of those things not worth keeping around
the house. Don't forget your husbands".
· Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'.
Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends
are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.
· Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to
someone who doesn't care much about you.
· The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled
due to a conflict.
· The sermon this morning: "Jesus walks on the water'. The
sermon tonight:'Searching for Jesus'.
· Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need
all the help they can get.
· Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for
more transfusions. She is also having trouble
sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
· The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls
on people who are afflicted with any church.
· The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the
congregation would lend him their girdles for the
pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
· Remember in prayer those who are sick of our church and
community.
· Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning
service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a
terrible experience."