> >> >
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across
the
> >> >middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but
unfortunately
> >> >the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive
man
> >> >as well
> >> >as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become
of
> >> >the
> >> >rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.
> >> >
> >> >The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde
> >> >woman
> >> >driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of a road
and
> >> >pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks man what's wrong. "I
feel
> >> >terrible,"
> >> >he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it." The
blonde
> >> >says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.
> >> >She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the
> >> >contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the
two
> >> >of them
> >> >and hops off down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns
around
> >> >and
> >> >waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and
waves,
> >> >hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and
again
> >> >
> >> >and again, until he hops out of sight. The man is astonished. He
runs
> >> >over
> >> >to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray
on
> >> >that
> >> >rabbit?" The woman turns the can around so that the man can read
the
> >> >label.
> >> >It says,
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >(Are you ready for this?)
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >(Are you sure?)
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >(You know you could just click off and not read the punch line)
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >(You know you're gonna be sorry)
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >(last chance)
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >(OK, here it is)
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >... It says,
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >"Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave."