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CATS
"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic." "One cat just leads to another." - Ernest Hemingway "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." - Anonymous "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." - Jeff Valdez "In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." - English proverb "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." - Ellen Perry Berkeley "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are divine." "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." - Mary Bly "Teaching 4th Graders is like herding cats." - Marian Wise "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." - Anonymous "There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." - Anonymous "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." - Hippolyte Taine "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer "Time spent with cats is never wasted." - Colette "No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me." - Anonymous "Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." - Missy Dizick... heh, heh, heh... "You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." - Colonial American proverb "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." - Joseph Wood Krutch "Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit." - John S. Nichols "Jerry dear said it was him or the cat.... I miss him sometimes."