1. If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're
eating it
too slowly.
2. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices &
strawberries
all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
3. Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It will
take the edge off
your appetite, and you will eat less.
4. If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the
freezer.
But if you can't eat all your chocolate, it may be a sign of
a deeper
problem.
5. Store your chocolate on top of the refrigerator. Calories
are afraid
of heights, and will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
6. Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate
make a balanced
diet.
7. The preservatives in chocolate will make you look younger.
8. If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control-top
pantyhose, and an entire garment industry would be out of business.
9. A nice box of chocolate provides your total daily intake
of calories
in one place. Isn't that handy?
10. Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to
do today.
That way, at least you will get one thing done.
11. Question: Why is there no such organization as
Chocoholics
Anonymous?
Answer: Because no one wants to quit.
12. Problem: How do you get 2 pounds of chocolate
home from the store
in a hot car? Solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
