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YOU MAY BE A PREACHER IF...
* Your wife has amassed a huge collection of unsolicited casserole recipes. *
You'd like to put on the gloves and go a few rounds with False Teacher. *
You think Exegesis should be an Olympic Event. *
You love to eat lunch alone so you don't have to say grace out loud. *
You sort of enjoy inviting the Cults in to "talk." *
People apologize to you after they use profanity. *
While shaving, you've pointed at yourself in the mirror and shouted, "REPENT!" just to see what you look like doing it.