College Days
A student called up his mum from his college and asked her for
some money, because he ran out of it.
Mum said, "Sure, sweetie.
Mum will send you some money. You also left your calculus book
here when you visited 2 weeks ago. Do
you want me to send that up too?"
"Uhh, oh yeah, o.k." Responded the kid.
So Mum wrapped the book along with the checks up in a package,
kissed Dad goodbye, and went to the
post office to mail the money and the book.
When she gets back, Dad asked, "Well how much did you give
the boy this time? Mum said, "Oh, I wrote
2 checks, one for $20, and the other for $1000"
"That's $1020!!!" yelled Dad, "Are you
crazy???"
"Don't worry hon," Mum said, as she kissed Dad on the
on top of his bald head, "I taped the $20 check to
the cover of his book, but I put the $1000 one somewhere between
the pages in chapter 19!"