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THE IDEAL PREACHER
He preaches exactly 20 minutes and sits down. He condemns sin but
never
hurts anyone's feelings. He works from 8AM to 10PM in every type
of work
from preaching to taxi service. He makes $60.00 a week, wears
good
clothes, buys good books regularly, has a nice family, drives a
good car
and gives $30.00 a week to the church. He also stands ready to
contribute to every good work that comes along. he is 26 years
old and
has been preaching for 30 years. He is tall, short thin and heavy
set,
plain looking but handsome. He has one brown eye and one blue
eye. His
hair is parted in the middle, the left side is straight and dark,
and the
right side is blond and wavy. He has a desire to work with the
teens but
spends most of his time with the older folks. He smiles all the
time
with a straight face. He makes 15 calls a day on church members
while
visiting the unchurched. While checking on the sick at their
bedside, he
never leaves his office. He is truly a remarkable person and he
doesn't
exist.