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The Lord's Army
A friend was in front of me coming out of church on
Christmas day, and
the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to
shake hands. He
grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of
the Lord!"
My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the
Lord, Pastor."
The Pastor questioned him, "How come I don't see you
except at Christmas
and Easter?"
He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."
At The Post Office
A woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her
Christmas cards.
"What denomination?" asked the clerk.
"Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said
the woman. "Well, give me
50 Catholic and 50 Baptist ones."