ONE FOR YOU ONE FOR ME
Just inside the cemetery fence grew a huge nut tree. One day two boys filled a bucket with its nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, to divide them.
  "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said the elder boy. The bucket was so full, several rolled out towards the fence.
  Cycling down the road by the cemetery was a third boy. Thinking that he heard voices from inside the cemetery, he slowed to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you." He knew what it was.
  "Oh my!" he shuddered, "It's Satan and St. Peter dividing the souls
at the cemetery!" He rode down the road and found an old man with a cane, hobbling along.
  "Come quick!" he said, "You won't believe what I heard.
Satan and St. Peter are down at the cemetery dividing the souls."
 "Shoo, you brat! Can't you see how hard it is for me to walk?" But after repeated pleas the man hobbled to the cemetery and heard, "One for you,one for me. One for you, one..."
  The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been tellin' the truth! Let's see if we can see the Devil himself."
  Shivering with fear, they edged toward the fence. Unable to see anything, they nonetheless heard the chant: "One for you, one for me. One for you,one for me. And one last one for you. That's all. Let's go get those nuts by the fence, and we'll be done."
 They say the old man reached town 10 minutes before the boy!