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It's like = before my=20 wife and I moved.
Our house was
full of boxes and there was = a=20 U-Haul truck in our driveway.
My friend comes over and says = "Hey,=20 you moving?" "Nope.
We just pack our stuff up once=20 or twice a week to see how
many boxes it=20 takes. Here's your=20
sign."
A couple of = months ago=20 I went fishing with a
buddy of
mine, we pulled his boat into the = dock, I=20 lifted up this big 'ol
stringer of bass and this idiot = on=20 the dock goes, "Hey, y'all
catch all them fish?" = "Nope=20 - Talked 'em into giving up.
Here's your = sign."
I was = watching one of=20 those animal shows on
the
Discovery Channel. There was a guy = inventing a=20 shark
bite suit. And there's only one way to test=20 it.
"Alright Jimmy, you got that = shark suit=20 on,
it looks
good... They want you to jump into this pool of=20 sharks,
and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you."=20 "Well,
all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose = it."
Last time I = had a flat=20 tire, I pulled my truck
into one
of those side-of-the-road gas=20 stations. The attendant
walks out, looks at my truck, looks = at me,=20 and I SWEAR
he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. = said, "Nope.
I was driving around and those = other three=20 just swelled
right up on = me. =20 Here's your sign."
We were = trying to sell=20 our car about a year
ago. A guy
came over to the house and = drove=20 the car around for about
45 minutes. We get back to = the=20 house, he gets out of the
car,
reaches down and grabs the=20 exhaust pipe, then says, "Darn
that's hot!" = See? If he'd=20 been wearing his sign, I
could have
stopped = him.
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I learned to = drive an=20 18 wheeler in my days
of adventure.
Wouldn't ya know I misjudged the = height of=20 a bridge. The
truck
got stuck and I couldn't get it=20 out no matter how I tried.
I radioed
in for help and eventually = a local=20 cop shows up to take the report.
He went through his basic=20 questioning..ok..no problem. I thought
sure he was clear of needing a=20 sign...until he asked "So..is your
truck
stuck?" I couldn't=20 help myself! I looked at him, looked back
at the =
rig and then back to him = and said=20 "no I'm delivering' a bridge.....
here's your = sign."
I'm having my sign = cleaned.
My boy=20 got into a fight the other day...
I told=20 him that it was stupid to get into fights, even more stupid
to hit=20 people.
As I swatting him, telling him this, he gave me a=20 sign...
As I=20 listened, I thought there was one more type of person deserving
such a=20 sign,
those idiots who are living with their boyfriend = and wondering=20
why their daughter is sleeping around and call Dr. Laura to find out=20
why.....